I Am Cauliflower
As a student I had one simple rule when it came to green vegetables: If it was in my fridge and it was green, throw it out. It probably entered the fridge as another color, and being green meant that it had died and was slowly being resurrected as a […]
Zombie Love
If Shaun of the Dead taught us one thing, it’s that you can find love during a zombie apocalypse… It can be tough being a sensitive, new-age, zombie – a SNAZ – during the zombie apocalypse. While most of your friends are out doing the whole “Braaainnnssss…mmmmm” and eating anyone who […]
You’ve Got Red On You
When you spot a girl in the garden or find your flatmate was bitten by some crackhead, be aware that the zombie apocalypse may have started. And in the course of fleeing your house, saving your mum, finding your girlfriend and rendezvousing down the pub while simultaneously defending yourself against […]
