Don’t Use the ‘Z’ Word
Please don’t use the ‘Z’ word. Our undead friends find the word offensive and may in fact try to eat you if they hear you say it. Instead, you may use the words ‘walking dead’, ‘walker’, ‘undead’, ‘life-force challenged’, or simply ‘the-guy-who-was-formally-Bill’ or whatever name that former-person had before their […]
It’s Not Hip Hop
It’s always important to make the distinction between Hip Hop and Electro during a zombie apocalypse…because listening to Hip Hop would just be in bad taste. Inspired by Shaun of the Dead.
Horrible Weapons
Ah, violence. Sweet, brutal, blood-curdling violence. And the horror movies have the best – well, most obscenely grotesque – violence, and the best, and most unique weapons. So feel free to fill in the blanks below with your weapons of choice. Jason moved slowly toward the door, ______________ in hand, not knowing […]
Shaun & Ed – Shaun of The Dead
There’s something both cute and disturbing about the combination of Japanese kawaii icon Hello Kitty and zombie-killing duo, Shaun and Ed. But then, I suppose most things would be disturbing in a world overrun by zombies…not least the fact that for every kitty killed it could come back nine times! […]
Zombie Killing Dream Team
When it comes to a Zombie Apocalypse, there’s probably only a handful of people in the world who know what to do. And when that fateful day comes when Zombies rise up and take over the Earth, you’ll want these guys by your side. Rick Grimes (The Walking Dead), Ash Williams […]
You’ve Got Red On You
When you spot a girl in the garden or find your flatmate was bitten by some crackhead, be aware that the zombie apocalypse may have started. And in the course of fleeing your house, saving your mum, finding your girlfriend and rendezvousing down the pub while simultaneously defending yourself against […]
