I Am Cauliflower by Kent Zonestar

I Am Cauliflower

As a student I had one simple rule when it came to green vegetables: If it was in my fridge and it was green, throw it out.

It probably entered the fridge as another color, and being green meant that it had died and was slowly being resurrected as a zombie vegetable.

Enter I Am Cauliflower. Is it a lone cauliflower against a horde of zombie broccoli or is it a group of cauliflowers that have died and been resurrected?

Can one cauliflower fight off the hordes of broccoli zombies? No… but he can run to the nearest pub fridge and stay there until the apocalypse is over.

Vegetables meet zombies in this undead mash-up.

Tags: Attack, Blood, Broccoli, Cauliflower, Chase, Dead, Funny, Horror, Run, Undead, Vegetables, Zombie, Zombies