And when he came to the place where the wild tanookis are They roared their cute roars and gnashed their adorable teeth And rolled their silly eyes and showed their cute claws Till Mario said, “BE-A STILL!” And tamed them with the power up Of staring into all their yellow […]
It can be pretty hard when you spend your life trudging through the sewers on the never-ending quest to save a princess. Sometimes a plumber needs a little help. And who better to help than some radioactively-altered ninja turtles. Super Mario Bros meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in this plumbing […]
Mario has dabbled in a lot of professions – plumber, kart driver, tennis player – and with the re-release of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Mario is set to add referee to his list. Mike Tyson’s latest game features all new game-play and realism, including hitting below the belt, swearing at the […]
Some dinosaurs go extinct, others save the world… It’s a scientific fact that dinosaurs became extinct as a result of a meteorite impacting the Earth. What’s often left out of the text books is that Yoshi had saved the world many times before thanks to his veracious appetite for foreign […]
It is a commonly accepted scientific fact that the Tanooki Mario has evolved from the Japanese Racoon Dog, Tanuki. Of course there are others who believe that fat, flying plumbers who can turn to stone were created by a higher power…Nintendo. Super Mario Bros meets evolution in this mash-up.
Have you ever really looked at the characters of Super Mario Bros? Amongst others, you’ve got Koopa Troopas – mutant ducks with shells – and Goombas – mutant mushrooms with legs. And then you’ve got Yoshi, a seemingly normal kawaii little dinosaur. So what’s his backstory? How did he end […]
Do you find that sometimes when you’re playing Mario Kart there just isn’t enough violence? Do you want to pop the princess in a drive-by shooting? Do you want to go all Yakutza on Yoshi? Do you want to fire-bomb Bowser? If you answered yes, then Grand Theft Kart: Mushroom […]
When your hot water has stopped working, you will need him. When your drains are overflowing and clogged with hair. Wherever there’s a plumbing emergency, Just use the plumber signal and he’ll be there. Wherever you are in the Mushroom Kingdom and with whatever emergency you have, you can always […]