Thank you, game controllers. Thank you for giving us the mastery over our video lives that we always lacked in our real ones. Thank you for abetting our crippling addiction, driving us further into pixel-based simulacra and away from the dwindling pool of people who actually care about us. Thank […]
Sometime switching careers doesn’t workout. The differences between being say, a Black Knight guarding a bridge and a plumber-cum-adventurer can be insurmountable. And yet sometimes you get the invincibility star and you get exactly what you want… The Black Knight always triumphs! You yellow-bellied mushroom bastards! I’ll bite your delicious legs off! […]
Some people get energy from mushrooms, others get it from bacon. Stomping on Goombas and kicking some Koopa shells is all in a day’s work for Pawnee’s meat-loving Director of Parks and Recreation. Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros meets Parks and Recreation in this 8-bit, bacon-loving mash-up.
And when he came to the place where the wild tanookis are They roared their cute roars and gnashed their adorable teeth And rolled their silly eyes and showed their cute claws Till Mario said, “BE-A STILL!” And tamed them with the power up Of staring into all their yellow […]
It can be pretty hard when you spend your life trudging through the sewers on the never-ending quest to save a princess. Sometimes a plumber needs a little help. And who better to help than some radioactively-altered ninja turtles. Super Mario Bros meets Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in this plumbing […]
Mario has dabbled in a lot of professions – plumber, kart driver, tennis player – and with the re-release of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Mario is set to add referee to his list. Mike Tyson’s latest game features all new game-play and realism, including hitting below the belt, swearing at the […]
If you spent your formative years in front of a console helping a plumber save a princess, saving the world from space invaders, adventuring around Hyrule, helping a yellow dot eat power pellets and ghosts, or just gaming in full 8-bit glory, then you my friend are officially a retro […]