Dalekanium
When you look over the periodic table – as one does regularly – there are a some gaping holes in man’s knowledge of the naturally-occurring elements which comprise the universe. The element with a propensity for justice – Chuck Norris – is missing, as is the Gallifreyan element responsible for time travel. But […]
Chuck Norris Element
More volatile than uranium, more destructive than plutonium, Chuck Norris is an elemental force. In the periodic table, there is no other element with a greater propensity for justice. Science says the Cn element can only be created in a laboratory and that opposition have a half-life of 29 seconds…if […]
