Chuck Norris Element

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More volatile than uranium, more destructive than plutonium, Chuck Norris is an elemental force. In the periodic table, there is no other element with a greater propensity for justice.

Science says the Cn element can only be created in a laboratory and that opposition have a half-life of 29 seconds…if they’re lucky.


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