Jane Austen famously wrote : “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife“. That’s all good and fine – if you’re a rich guy you can pull the babes, but what if you’re not rich?
It doesn’t matter. If you spend your days on the couch playing Nintendo and directing a fat little plumber to do your bidding, you are well on your way to the ultimate ‘score’. Not only do chicks absolutely dig guys who play video games all day, but Mario has in fact been teaching you everything you need to know in the arena of love to woo those of the female persuasion.
First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women. What life lessons will the Italian Plumber teach us next?