Grim Readers Book Club
Joining a club is a great way to experience existential despair. “All right, everybody, this is very exciting. Welcome to the first meeting of the ‘Contemplate Your Own Death For A Few Moments’ club. Thanks for coming!” “Thank you, Cheryl.” “Let’s get right down to it. Did everybody do this […]
Was A Legend
Transportation comes in all shapes and sizes. He-man had Battlecat. The Ringwraiths had the Nazgul. Mario had Yoshi. The Doctor had the TARDIS. So why wouldn’t the Grim Reaper have a shark and ride it like a surfboard? Death is a gnarly dude.
I Just Call it Housekeeping Remix
Even Death has to do the ironing… You know how it is going about your house chores being the Grim Reaper: Sweeping up the souls of the damned from under the carpet where they have been laying for what seems like eternity; Scrubbing out the lives of the soon-to-be newly […]
Obvious Slogan #2
Indeed. Apparently everything I needed to know about life I can get from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey… Don’t matter if you’re a king Or a little street sweeper Sooner or later You’ll dance with the reaper.
