Even Death has to do the ironing…
You know how it is going about your house chores being the Grim Reaper:
- Sweeping up the souls of the damned from under the carpet where they have been laying for what seems like eternity;
- Scrubbing out the lives of the soon-to-be newly departed (because they stain so easily at this stage);
- Ironing out that heartbeat with those pesky peaks on the ECG to get that nice crisp, flat line;
And don’t get me started on the mess made by those of you who leave this world in a less than dignified manner – a reapers work is never done.