Bond. James Bond. 007. We all know him. Cool. Suave. Calm under pressure. Super spy extraordinaire.
So why does his latest mission have him targeting Data, the 12 year old child-inventor from the Goonies? Terrorism.
With multiple IBDs upon his person – both improvised boxing devices and improvised biting devices – this individual is believed to have entered the county illegally and has suspected connections with terrorist organizatins in the far east. Although the individual real name and country of origin are unknown the individual known as Data AKA Short Stuff has been involved in multiple archaeological finds of national significance.
Even the most inventive kid from the Goon Docks is no match for his own gadgets when caught in the site of the infamous 007 gun barrel.