When all the bombs, bullets and tortoise shells in the world cannot stop a short stumpy plumber from rescuing a princess and dismantling an entire evil empire, it’s time to consider alternate solutions.
Similarly, when all the Imperial forces, AT-ATs and stormtroopers in the empire cannot stop a mere farmboy from rescuing a princess and dismantling an entire evil empire, there must be another solution.
The answer is clear – legions of tortoises with cute little helmets (and laser-guns).
Star Wars meets Super Mario Brothers in this villainous mash-up.
