So your parents / wife / significant-non-gaming-other tell you that you have wasted your life playing video game; that you’ll never amount to anything if you don’t get off the couch and do something.
What they fail to realize is that your years at the console have honed your skills. You are an assassin. You are an adventurer. You solve puzzles. You complete quests. You kick bad guy ass.
For those that would kidnap a princess; for those that would steal a nuclear device; for those that would seek to doom the entire human race, you tell them this: What I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
Dedicated to gamers everywhere.