Have you ever felt down or depressed? Feel that the world just doesn’t understand you? Do you try to split your soul for immortality or kill muggles for fun?
Then you need a hug. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has turned over a new leaf and is here to help you with the Voldemort Counseling Service.
He’s been through it all. He knows what you’re going through. And he knows that sometimes the best medicine can be an old-fashioned hug.
Of course, a good killing curse can work just as well if you’re not in the mood for a hug.