Abstinence, 99.99% Effective

BUY AT SnorgTees

Some may say this tee is blasphemous. Others may say it is controversial.

Either way, it goes to prove the old saying “No sex is safe sex” isn’t necessarily true.

So next time you get knocked up under dubious circumstances, or you can’t bear the thought of your parents having sex, take a leaf out of religious history and claim immaculate conception.

Merry Christmas.

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