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Dinosaurs. The original red meat.

If we don’t learn from history, we’re doomed to repeat it. Some dinosaurs weighed upwards of 40 tons. FORTY TONS! Do you know how much you have to eat to maintain mass that size? I can’t even imagine the refined sugars and starches those things were scarfing down.

If you ask me, they brought it on themselves. Sedentary lifestyle of sitting around eating empty carbs all day. Stupid dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs meet culinary delights in this tasty mash-up.