Halfling Feet

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I wish that I had Halfing feet
Like Brandybucks and Tooks
I’d go adventuring with Dwarfs for gold
And spend a lifetime writing books

I’d travel ‘cross Middle Earth
And vanquish all our foes
I’d fight the Riders and the Orcs
All with hairy toes

I’d simply walk to Mordor
And cast the ring into the fire
Then catch a ride with the Eagles
And end back in the Shire

Dr Seuss’¬†I Wish That I Had Duck Feet¬†meets J.R.R Tolkien’s The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings in this literary mash-up.

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