This whole thing was a shakedown…there’s no way they’d line five felons in the same row.
Five men – Saruman, Sauron, The Witch-King of Angmar, Lurtz, Gollum – brought in on a trumped-up charge to be leaned on by halfwits.
To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It’s always simple. There’s no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all.
That was how it started…
Lord of the Rings meets The Usual Suspects in this reinterpretation of how evil spread through Middle Earth. Featuring Gollum as Verbal Kint.
All artist commissions for this t-shirt will be donated to charity.
