I Speak for the Meats by Karen Hallion

I Speak for the Meats

Pigs and sheep and ducks and cows,

Goats and lambs and chicks and sows

Breakfast meats are delectable treats

I’m Ron Swanson, and I speak for the meats

Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson meets Dr Seuss’ The Lorex in this mash-up.

Tags: Bacon, Book, Dr Seuss, Meat, Parks And Recreation, Ron Swanson, The Lorax