I Speak for the Meats

BY Karen Hallion

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Pigs and sheep and ducks and cows,

Goats and lambs and chicks and sows

Breakfast meats are delectable treats

I’m Ron Swanson, and I speak for the meats

Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson meets Dr Seuss’ The Lorex in this mash-up.

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