Come to the Dark Side they said. We have cookies they said. And never ones to turn down free cookies we accepted.
We were thrown together into a ragtag platoon and shipped out to Hoth – of all the hell holes in this galaxy.
We saw things no person should ever have to see. We did things no person should ever have to do. The atrocities we committed will never be erased from our minds.
And worst of all, they lied about the cookies.
Inspired by Star Wars meme “Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies”.