300 (Ewoks)

BY Kent Zonestar

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The Battle of Endor and the Battle of Thermopylae – two great historical battles where the defenders faced overwhelming numbers of aggressors.

The Ewoks and the Spartans aren’t all that different, the Ewoks are just smaller and furrier. But then, the Ewoks were able to win the battle where the Spartans could not.

And the reason for this is the  Predewok – a caste of the the furry little Ewok genetically engineered to hunt down crippled hump-backs who would side with the Empire for women and riches. They don’t teach you that in the history books, do they?

300 meets Star Wars in this mash-up.

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