3rd place in Derby #286: Escher-esque, guest editor Matthew’s pick! “Welcome to Impossible Pastry! I’m Evan, how can I-” “Can I get a dozen of the Mobius Rolls?” “S-sure. Yeah, of course. You know each one of these is carefully constructed to give the appearance of-” “I don’t care.” “Excuse […]
I remember when they first introduced Blue M&Ms. I remember thinking they tasted better, tasted more vibrant. My parents insisted they were exactly the same as the other colors, but I knew better…and I was right! With 99.1% sugar and 0.9% Crystal Meth, you get more than just a sugar […]
It was bound to happen eventually. Snoopy was on top of his dog house writing another best seller when the first one approached. He paid no heed to it, thinking it just another Peanut with social commentary thinly veiled as witty banter. But something was different. Charlie Brown looked different […]
Everyone’s had that night where they let loose a little too much…New Year’s perhaps??? The next day things are foggy, you have a mega headache and you discover a brand new tattoo devoted to the love of your mom. You party animal! Inspired by My Little Pony and drunken binges.
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Yeti. Sasquatch. Bigfoot. They go by many names, the large, hairy ape-like bipeds inhabiting forests around the world. Bigfoot is described in reports as a large hairy ape-like creature…covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. Bigfoot is commonly reported to have a strong, unpleasant smell by those who claim to […]