Oysters In A Half Shell

BY Chefleclef

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It’s said that you shouldn’t eat oysters from a “Red Tide”. The reason? Well, the toxicity of the Red Tide has a mutating effect on teenage oysters, transforming them into Teenage Mutant Ninja Oysters.

Much like their reptilian counterparts, these oysters protect us from deep below the sea, battling other shellfish also transformed – Rock-crab-steady and Lobster-Bebop.

But these are just minions of the evil culinary genius, Shucker, who seeks to serve TMNO up as heroes in a half-shell…with sea salt or kilpatrick.

Inspired by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and their catchphrase Heroes in a half-shell.

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