So you’re stuck on a ship
Deep in the black
There’s nothing to do
And there’s no turning back.
Well Jayne knows a game
And it’s really quite fun
It requires some rope
…And grenades…and a gun
Play time with Jayne
Is always a hoot
Especially if
You get away with the loot
For the fans of Doc Seuss
And the Browncoat elite
Comes this spiffy new shirt where parodies meet
With a shiny brown coat
And a real cunning hat
The Hero of Canton meets the Cat in the Hat
